Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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