If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
operation have a gay friend backfired
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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