nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
kristin has been a bad kristin
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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