he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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