once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
there is puke in my bra ... again
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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