Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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