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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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