i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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