all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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