We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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