he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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