Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Dicks are not precious.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
