i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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