Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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