You surviving the open bar?
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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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