i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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