I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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