And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
No I am not eating basil off your cock
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I have fence marks all over my body
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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