We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
lol hangovers are for mortals.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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