Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Randomize
