he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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