oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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