i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
the liver wants what the liver wants
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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