I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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