My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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