All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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