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I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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