Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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