How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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