i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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