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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?

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Which ones?

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(901): View more from Tennessee

why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.

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(415): View more from California

I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.

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(815): View more from Illinois

it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!

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What?

(314): View more from Missouri

I have a yeast infection.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?

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