Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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