k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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