my vag is so smooth its legendary
where does the pee come out of this thing
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
