i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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