we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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