why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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