It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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