dude i'm inner monologue high
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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