i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
