Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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