thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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