I understand Curling. That high.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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