I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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