bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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