Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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