i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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