we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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