if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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