Porn is love you can see.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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