oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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