I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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