Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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