i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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