i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Randomize
