tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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