is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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