Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Success! We fucked roommates!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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