yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
