found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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